Yacht Club Reject. Harbor Royalty. — Charcoal Hoodie

Dearest readers, the membership committee has declined your application. The harbor has offered you a crown.

An outrageously overdressed octopus reigns across the back in antique gold and ivory, complete with crown, cocktail, and pearls. YACHT CLUB REJECT. HARBOR ROYALTY. The official Mister Fishwhistle logo keeps up appearances on the front left chest.

For those whose reputation arrives before their reservation. Mister Fishwhistle — Destin, Florida. And if the committee objects, they can blow my whistle.

Charcoal Gildan G185 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie: 8-ounce fabric, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, classic fit, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbing with spandex, and tear-away label.